While cleaning the house, my dad stumbled across a folder containing a portfolio of my work from preschool. I thought I'd share a few. They make me laugh.
Aish. I love you mum. I love you dad. I have given a card for you. Mum. Dad. Hat. Scarf. Tie. The middle page.
Exhibit A:
Firstly some beautiful self portraits. Look at that nose! I had a bob cut during that time but I don't remember ever having spaghetti hair sprouting from the centre of my head like a Betty Spaghetti doll.
Exhibit B:
Some of my nicer artwork from when I was little. I used to do so many paintings on Paint. They're still saved in the digital photos folder on the computer. Quite a lot of the drawings in the folder had dogs in. Guess I've always wanted a dog. And I guess I've always been a cowardly custard. Clear to say that I'm not in Gryffindor.
Exhibit C:
Now this had me and my sister in stitches. It's a card I wrote to my parents using an envelope. Looking out for the environment from an early age ;)
I'll provide a transcript, it took me a while to figure out what I'd written.
Mum and Dad. I have given you a beautiful (it looks like buttfull which me and my sister found hilarious) card. The first page.
The end. I am going to a walk.
What horrendous spelling and grammar! I seemed to think that vowels were pretty non-existent. In my defense, I was 4.
And this was 13 years ago... That's a long time.





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